Showing posts with label liburan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label liburan. Show all posts

22 July 2009

Two local foreigners invading the city! [Part Two]

ok, I know it's about almost too late to write this note, but I promised and still want to... so here is the second part of this note...

last we speak, B and Andy had just left Museum Bank Mandiri for Museum Nasional..
we took busway to get there... and all along the way, we kept on being quite a neck breaker... no, not because we started to look like a real foreigner.. it's only because we're still wearing our sunglasses.. LOL.. (I wonder why it seems so weird here to wear sunglasses... considering our striking sun...)

back to the story.. we got off the bus at Monumen Nasional stop... it was right in front of the museum nasional... (oh, btw, in case any of you doesn't know yet, museum nasional is museum gajah....) and yet I wonder again why the bus stop was named Monumen Nasional while it's still about half a kilometres away from Monas' entrance, yet it's right in front of Museum Nasional....

we entered the Museum's gate, and took just few picture around the front yard... and not to forget speaking in English while doing so... now, the souvenir seller that heard us talking instantly assumed that we're foreign tourists... VOILA! and the museum's staff that hear the souvenir guy talking in English to us also instantly assumed that we're foreign tourists.... another voila...! xD
so we succeeded buying the ticket in english,,
and we look down at the ticket,,
and at the price.........
"harga tiket masuk dewasa: Rp 750
harga tiket masuk anak-anak: Rp 250"


no. way.
this is way to cheap!!!
and B seems to agree even more to me in this!
and she is a Chinese...! she's supposed to be, mm, scrooge? haha, LOL... just kidding...

anyway, this turn out to be the best museum we went to today...
started by a psycho king statue that stand on a pile of skulls and have Buddha on it's head,,

then off to accessories store.. ups, I mean ancient accessories display, that looks a lot like what we wear today... (and they say we have the LATEST fashion?)

and as it turns out, they have miniature houses that looks a lot like the real one,, and it's AS BIG AS the ones in taman mini! look look...!

well, then again, what I meant is it was as big as 1/20 of the ones in taman mini... xP LOL

and then, we went to various rooms, got followed by local-sundanese-talking kids that seems to believe that we're foreigners... so we go to other room, which happen to display traditional clothings and masks and so on... in the middle of admiring (and giggling at times (don't ask why, there's just always something funny to find in those traditional thingy)) those local-sundanese-talking kids APPROACH US!!
they asked if they can take a picture with us

holy shit! huahahahahahahaha.....! finally, somebody, some people in fact, believe that we're actually foreigners, so much that they want to take picture with us....
well, since they've annoyed us (read: me) for a while then, we (read: I) neglected to ask for another picture with them to be taken by our cameras.... so, no picture for you guys..... sorry...

anyway, we then go further into that room, and while B said that this is her most favourite room of all,, I, on the other hand, notice 3 things about this room...
first: it's porno

second: it's bluntly porno

third: it's unbelievably porno..
WHAT THE HECK IS THAT STATUE DOING???

good God... and she said this is her favourite room.... hmmm...

anyway, enough with the porno room... we're off to the other part of the museum now! yeay! the one that's connected by the glass bridge.... the one that seems kinda exiting (because this part has a big banner outside it...)
and just when we're opening the door to the bridge,,
a security staff is already there to greet us,,
and he said:
"maaf mba, kita mau tutup dulu buat makan siang......"

................
"sorry? what? I don't understand a word you said..."
...........
@!#$%^&%$#@%(*@^#&$*&^@%^&#%*$^&^@$&#$^!!!!!
DAMN!

ok... since we were foreign tourists, and foreign tourists are polite (or so we assumed), we gave up trying to get more of this museum, and off to find something to eat.... meanwhile, the nearest restaurant around is in sarinah... so we went there, gave up our English-speaking manner, and ate at hot planet.... haha!

and once we sat down, somehow the willingness to continue the journey kinda evaporated... and this is why we ended up not going to Monas.... LOL... we're both such procrastinator that often ended up not doing things... so hot planet is the last place we went to...

while sitting there, chatting, we realize one thing,,
there are so many things we can do in only half a day...
and hadn't we went on the journey that day, the only things we'd most likely have done would only be taking a bath and going to campus.... so much for the overrated education.. xP

it was such a fun day... not exactly relaxing, not physically... but definitely was a very nice getaway...
you should try that someday... while we both here are also looking forward to other journeys.. oh! and we also welcome anyone who'd like to join us...

anyway, this is the only picture that has both of us...
(most of the time we took only each others' pic)

greetings, Andy and B

27 September 2008

hasil bersih-bersih mobil...

libur tlah tiba... selamat liburan semuanya...
selamat bgt ya bwt yg mudik dan/atau keluar kota... gw sih menikmati jalanan-sepi-setaun-sekali di jakarta...
dan juga menjalankan kegiatan yang selalu dan cuma gw lakukan di liburan:
bersih-bersih

target bersih2 kali ini adalah: mobil gw
berkat bimo yang ngoprek2 mobil gw di parkiran PM, dan menemukan benda2 yang gak lazim di laci2nya,


bimo: “mand, lo ngapain bawa penghapus bolpen? mo ngerjain ujian?”
bimo lagi: “mand, nyokap lo siap bgt ampe bawa cukuran dlm mobil”
bimo lagi2: “anying, ada creamer...!"

demi mobil gw yg dah overloaded, dan demi citra baik nykp gw, gw akhirnya berinisiatif buat bersihin mobil gw...
sbnernya gw sendiri juga dah risih, dari pertama gw bawa tu mobil, (yg sblmnya dipake nykp) di kaca spionnya digantungin gantungan 'klinting2' lah, ada bendera 17an yg gak dicopot2 lah...

so,, tadi pagi gw bongkar semua isi mobil, dan ini list barang2 yang gw temuin:

  1. double tape -- 1

  2. kantong kresek -- 3

  3. kotak kalung bunder gold (yg klo kta bimo digosok kluar jin) -- 1

  4. sisir -- 3 (sisir sikat, sasak, sm sisir renggang.. lengkap d...)

  5. tas souvenir thailand 10x10cm -- 2

  6. sarung tangan sepedah adidas -- 1 pasang

  7. kantong bekas souvenir kawinan gak jelas -- 2 3

  8. kipas lipat -- 3

  9. bendera mobil buat 17an -- 2

  10. boneka porno xP -- 1 >>ini oleh2 kyanya

  11. bandana merah -- 1

  12. headset HP nyokap -- 1

  13. sendok plastik -- 4 (dlm 1 bungkus)

  14. shaver -- 1

  15. pulpen -- 3

  16. penghapus pulpen steadler (yg biru jaman sd itu..) -- 1

  17. sapu tangan -- 2

  18. kalung -- 2 (1 dlm kotak, 1 da lgsg dbwa msk nykp)

  19. daily medicine box -- 1

  20. handy clean & antis -- msg2 1 botol

  21. victornox "extra joss" (souvenir jg) -- 1

  22. sunglass 80's punya nykp jaman masih muda -- 1

  23. kotak amplop -- 1

  24. permen mint -- 2 kotak

  25. gunting kuku -- 1

  26. key chain 'gajah thailand' -- 1

  27. stiker parkir kadaluarsa -- 2

  28. kartu nama orang2 -- segepok, gak ngitungin

  29. kartu nama nykp -- 1 kotak

  30. rautan eyeliner -- 1

  31. creamer ‘garuda indonesia’ – 1 sachet

  32. biji2an aneh yg kta nykp bisa ditanam -- 2 (??? lalu knapa ditaro d mbl? mang trs tumbuh??)

  33. cup kertas buat kue -- 2 tumpuk (kta nykp:"mama kan suka bawa kue2 ke kantor, jadi itu sering kpake")

  34. CD punya bokap -- 4 (slah satunya berjudul "14 hits Lagu Batak" dan langsung dibawa masuk rumah oleh bokap gw dgn muka riang gembira)

  35. terakhir: tumpukan kertas2 mlai dari brosur laptop, jadwal dokter MMC, kertas tester parfum, coet2an silsilah raja batak (yg ini gw gak sanggup bgt bacanya), smpe kwitansi uang pangkal SMP ade gw


gila banyak bgt... dah tau sih banyak, tapi abis ngetikinnya baru berasa cape juga ya... hehe...
beneran dah emak2,, 1/3 rumah sih dipindahin ke mobil...
dan dari sekian banyak barang2, I proudly announced klo yang punya gw cuma bandana merah (yg masih sering gw pake buat dandan d mbl), rautan eyeliner (ini mang gw kirain ilang, hehe), sama stiker parkir kadaluarsa (stiker PM januari-juli)...
trus setelah 1/3 isi rumah itu diturunin, rumah gw jadi penuh deh sekarang..
jadi isi 4/3 soalnya... hehehehe... gak deeeng...

dan dengan ini gw menyatakan mobil gw lulus kualifikasi buat jadi objek foto game komputer yang nyari2 barang tesembuyi.. hehehehehe....